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$xhtml = array(
	'<{title}>' => 'This university is stupid.',
	'takedown' => '2017-11-01',
	'<{body}>' => <<<END
<img src="/img/CC_BY-SA_4.0/y.st./weblog/2018/05/21.jpg" alt="The nearby burnt-out apartment complex, partly restored" class="framed-centred-image" width="649" height="480"/>
<section id="drudgery">
	<h2>Drudgery</h2>
	<p>
		I received an email letting me know course registration has become available, but when I went to register, I found the link from the classroom website to the student portal (where registration occurs) has been removed entirely.
		Those idiots.
		I complained to them that they&apos;d made the link harder to reach, so what did they do?
		They removed it entirely instead of putting it back where it was!
	</p>
	<p>
		My discussion post for the day:
	</p>
	<blockquote>
		<p>
			The fact that this problem can&apos;t be detected is probably the worst part.
			If it could be detected, the machine could simply re-request the file and everything would be fine.
			At the very least, the incorrect data could be discarded and the request considered a failure.
		</p>
	</blockquote>
</section>
<section id="health">
	<h2>Health</h2>
	<p>
		I felt a lot better today than I have in a while.
		Maybe just knowing what the problem is is helping?
		I don&apos;t know.
		In any case, hopefully this continues and I&apos;ll be able to catch up by the end of the school week, which would be Wednesday.
		If I can avoid starting the coming week already behind, it&apos;ll help a lot.
	</p>
</section>
<section id="recipe">
	<h2>Recipe</h2>
	<p>
		I thought my ranch dressing recipe only needed minor tweaks now, but it turns out it&apos;s not as close to done as I&apos;d thought.
		The dressing thickens, sure, but it does that by <strong>*separating*</strong>.
		When you mix it back together, it&apos;s thin again.
		My thicker versions of the recipe don&apos;t have the separation problem, so I wonder if there&apos;s some minimum thickness I have to hit before the dressing will stay as it is.
		I ended up with another short mayo jar too.
		I need to change the recipe to call for less, so it won&apos;t be thinned out by shorter jars.
	</p>
</section>
END
);
